Dazed: [Image benign, but likely NSFW] UK government to ban ‘non-conventional’ sex from porn sites.

Why did I link this? I just can't get the image of politicians shouting techniques at each other across the House of Commons out of my head. There is small comfort in the fact that it's not just America going bonkers. I give you: "One expert even suggested that a “four-finger rule” could be introduced ..."  Um ... define 'expert'.

Don't you folks have real WORK to do? Surely Brexit can't be that boring. 

Ed. note: Today's news scroll sort of leaves me in the state of ... "They're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're coming to take me away, ho ho!"