Independent.UK: Some claim Lady Gaga's Super Bowl performance was a satanic ritual.

Hmmm. Major points for the dive off the stadium, no auto-tune, and the incredible breath control in the face of aerobics, but the overall background choreography was pretty mainstream industrial-theatre quality. GG, love your stuff. Fire the choreogragpher.

If this is Satan's doing, then Hell is full of bad dancing ... and we know that cannot be so.

(Note that Pink did the high wire act first, better. If you're going to mimic, you have to surpass. A gesticulating bungee jump is not surpassing. Daring, yes. A lovely one-up to Michael Jackson's entrance, but not beautiful and inspiring a la Pink.)