The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has scheduled a briefing for later this month to outline how the public can prepare for nuclear war.
'50's redux, indeed. No, no, no. We're not supposed to go back to this idiotic place.
And if you're a panicker, you'd better get your potassium iodide pills now, before there's a run. I'll bet the survivalist boards are seeing this and going ape-shit.