MeFi: “The vacuums took my human. So I will take their lives.”
No, I didn't read this. But upon reading the title while already pondering a Reddit thread from Stephen Hawking about the dangers of AI, I thought: "Short story! When vacuums are AI, tasked not only with cleaning your house, but administering capital punishment!"
Sick and twisted. And no, I didn't have any alcohol last night either.