"Really Complex."

Bought a copy of "Real Simple" mag yesterday. Cracked it open, saw "The Only Cleaners You Need". Began to read, expecting clever riffs off eco-friendly vinegar and baking soda. Vinegar's there, but I was gobsmacked when they proceeded to list TWENTY SEVEN different branded products. Formula 409? Liquid Gold?

Simple has a new meaning, methinks. You need a PhD to even clean your bog; I didn't get the memo. Save the Earth from all these chemicals! I now desire a composting toilet.