Techdirt: Tennessee Senate Votes To Ban Chemtrails Because What Even The Fuck.

… Carl Sagan’s warnings echo in my ears over this. You’d think there’d be one legislator who’s a pilot, one who knows how to do a basic weight-and-balance on an aircraft and prove this ridiculous ‘chemtrails’ theory completely idiotic.

Check 10Tanker, our firefighting DC-10 out of Albuquerque. Full load of water lasts thirteen seconds … WITH NO PASSENGERS AND NO BAGGAGE.

As Bugs Bunny (Tennessee legislator childiotic IQ, though that’s an insult to ol’ Bugs) would say, “What a bunch of maroons.”